Someone in your city just asked AI who to call for plumbing.Do you know what it said?
Willie asks AI the same questions your customers ask. He writes down which companies it names. Then he hands you a short list of things to fix. One city. One trade. One report that’s yours to keep.
Ready in three business days. No login. Nothing to install.
Or read a real report Willie made, start to finish.
Where those answers came from: a Yelp list, a Reddit thread about your city, one “best of” post, and a contractor directory you are not on.
You figured out Google. This is not Google.
Google gave people ten links. They could keep scrolling until they found you. AI names two or three companies and stops. Nobody at your business has ever seen that list.
It happens inside the answer
People type their whole problem. Then they call whoever the answer names.
The other guy got talked about
AI builds its list from review sites, directories and forum posts. Not from where your website ranks.
Your city is wide open
Almost no contractor is doing this yet. The fixes are cheap while that is still true.
Free · takes ten seconds
See the questions Willie will ask
These are written the way a real person types them. Pick your trade and your city. Willie prints the first eight.
Pick a trade and a city. Then hit print.
What you get
Three pages. Plain words.
Every question Willie asked
48 questions for your city and your trade. He asks each one three times, on ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity and Claude. You see every answer, word for word.
Who got named instead of you
Every company that came up, and how many times each one did. Plus the websites those answers came from. That list is what shows you where to start.
What to do about it
Eight fixes, in the order worth doing them. You do not need a web person for any of them.
| 1 | Get on the county contractor list. It shows up in 18 of the 48 answers. | 1 hour |
| 2 | Write a page about emergency calls in your city | Half a day |
| 3 | Add your license number and your hours to Yelp | 20 min |
| 4 | Ask six customers to name the job in their review | 1 hour |
| 5–8 | Four more come after these. The file is yours either way. | |
Read a real reportA whole one, for a plumbing shop in Apache Junction, Arizona. Every answer, every name, every fix.
What you are buying.
- Every question Willie asked, with the answer word for word
- Who got named instead of you, and how often
- The websites those answers came from
- Eight fixes, in the order worth doing them
- The whole thing as a PDF, and a private link you can send
- One call to walk you through it
One city, one trade. In most trades, one job pays for it.
Forty eight questions, four assistants, three passes each. The pages above are the real thing, out of a real report. Read the whole one.
Before you order
Is this just SEO?
It is close, but not the same. SEO fights for a spot on a list of links. This is about getting named inside the answer. Here, what other websites say about you counts more than where your site ranks.
The answers change every time. Does that break this?
They do change. That is why Willie asks 48 questions, three times each. You get a count out of 48, not a rank. The same companies and the same websites keep coming back. Those are the ones you fix.
How long until it works?
Directory fixes can show up in a few weeks. New pages and new reviews take longer. Ask the questions again at day 60 and look for movement. Anyone who promises you a date is guessing.
What do you need from me?
Your business name, website, city and trade. That is it. No passwords. Nothing to install. Your office manager can do the fixes. Each one tells you how long it takes.
Order
Four boxes and Willie gets to work
He asks the questions before you pay. If there is nothing to fix, he tells you and you owe nothing. If there is, your report comes in three business days.
After you send it
